our Fore Fathers were HUGE!

sloth baby

okay context. ...I have wanted a three toed sloth as a pet since i was a young child, no creature has ever sparked the natural affinity that these have in me. I have never analyzed this beyond the yearly dreams of getting one. so uh that's why, sorry to all my "chill, masc, buds"!!!


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Stolen mutterings

Unconscious Mutterings... Stolen from Yani's blog which is a tad out of my normal spectrum but full of interesting mental tidbits

1. Filthy :: Child

2. Therapist :: lazy

3. Duck :: Bill

4. Slant :: Plank

5. Artist :: starving

6. Lease :: chains

7. Wish :: Ring

8. Doormat :: marriage

9. Global :: apocalypse

10. Apartment :: cage living

A meme after Turkey Day

1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX IF YOU COULD?
um one of them.. the first one

2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
i'm wearing a shirt and a hoodie. it's a gray tshirt

3. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR MYSPACE LIST?
um not on myspace

4. DO YOU HAVE “A THING” FOR ANYONE ON YOUR TOP “8??
um not on myspace

5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?
um not on myspace

7. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?
none on purpose

8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
it's simple and good most of the time

9. DO YOU MAKE OVER 40K A YEAR?
yeah

10. NAME ONE SONG YOU CAN RELATE TO RIGHT NOW?
black hole sun

11. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
Zeke

12. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
in a heartbest!

13. WHATS YOUR MOTHERS NAME?
I shouldn't say

14. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BDAY?
had a big cook out and had all my friends over for it, even my Mom was in town!

15. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
it sounds like a doorbell

16. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP?
7 today

17.WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS AGO?
playing scrabble

18. HOW MANY EX’S ARE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?
none

19. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
...in bed

20. FAVORITE CITY?
San Diego or anywhere in New Mexico except Alburquerque

21. FAVORITE COLOR?
couldn't say

22. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT TO DO.
take a date to the Christmas party!

23. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
Saturday at noon at the airport

24. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIBLINGS?
they are all about 1600 miles away so it's fairly easy as long as i don't need anything or say anything controversial

25. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
to be stunningly in shape and have green eyes

26. IF YOU HAD $250,000…HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
landscaping

27. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT YOUR CURRENT JOB?
6 to 8 years ...it's complicated

28. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?
My Dad?

29. LAST PERSON YOU CALLED?
my workout buddy to tell him wii's were selling for 680$ on ebay with the proper marketing

30. LAST THING YOU ATE?
shrimp and polenta

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
may we have great storms than

32. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
February

33. WHAT’S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM ANYONE?
...i don't know it's been too long

34. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
all the presidential candidates

35. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
I'm embarrassed to say!

36. LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGE?
my friend Nick

37. LAST PERSON THAT MADE YOU SAD?
my Mom

38. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Yeah..they seem to ask this question a lot. Is this normal? should I be worried?

39. FAVORITE TYPE OF DRINK?
Tea or chocolate milk

40. FAVORITE FOOD?
bacon

41. FAVORITE DESSERT?
ice cream

42. EVER BEEN TO EUROPE?
no trying to go in May

44. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO???????
take a shot. In fact I take a shot anytime any dictator in the world dies.

45. DO YOU OWN A CAMERA PHONE?
yeah an LG it's okay. only 1.3mp

Context

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The totally gay meme

Via Google!

Oh btw I'm only posting pics If I get comments!!!!


1. At what age did you realize you were gay?
uh i realized it was called gay about 15 when my Mom said she would be horribly disappointed if any of her kids were gay.. suddenly I was like, "crap I like guys enough to be gay" lol but than i was like, "so that means I must be Bi!" brilliant...
for the record my first attraction was the last day of fifth grade
2. What did you do when you first came to this realization?
I said nothing and tried to act straighter, date girls, yada yada

3. Who was the first person you told?
Hmm oddly enough a guy I picked up

4. How did they react?
He shrugged and said he was Bi..Duh

5. Did you go through a period of time thinking that you were bisexual?
I covered this already... I guess i should have read ahead

6. Did you ever date/get intimate with someone of the opposite sex?
Clinton, "Define Intimate" uh I made out with lots of girls but I only ever got off with guys

7. Now that you define yourself as gay, would you date someone who is bisexual?
No

8. Would you ever date a drag king?
No most likely not

9. Would you date someone who was HIV positive?
not unless there was a cure

10. Have you ever seen Cher in concert?
Uh no..I did see Blink 182 does that count?

11. If there was a pill that could make you straight, would you take it? Why or why not?
Now? Just when I'm really liking myself? that would be awkward. In the begining the answer would be yes. But now I'm not sure that i care except for the difficulty in finding the gays in a crowd. But than again i live in a country where they don't kill us.

12. Is assuming that *most* gay men are whores and/or drug addicts a fair assumption to make or an unnecessary form of stereotyping?
uh that would be a stupid stereotype although many would fall into it. I'd say that gay males "could be" whores and drug users. But mostly because of loneliness.

13. Is Tom Cruise "one of you"?
I kind of hope not but kind of believe the hype

14. Do you use the words "fag" and "dyke" but then get upset when someone straight uses them?
I try not to use them because over time they hurt your own perception of self.

15. Are you sure it isn't just a phase, like Anne Heche?
LOL lesbianism and male homo lovin' is completely different. Men and Women really are very different concerning sex

16. If someone saw you walking down the street, would they know right off the bat that you are gay?
unless i was holding hands with a dude. most likely not

18. The BEST part about being gay?
hanging out with the guys, and than getting to have sex with them

19. The WORST part?
making your parents doubt themselves and cry.