Sunday, January 27, 2008

50 questions of moderate interest

Stolen from Stuart who stole it from Yani, who stole it from a small woman selling magic beans.

# When was the last time you threw up?
maybe a year and a half ago? not quite sure

# What age will you be next birthday?
33, and I haven't conquered the world yet..bit bummed about that

# What's your favorite curse word?

# Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Sam, Dr. Who, and ..well no one else yet

# What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning?
Sleeping. I was up till two drinking and playing Titan's Quest

# What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
watching porn, talking on the phone

# Where were you born?
Fort Leonardwood MO

# Have you ever been to a strip club?
Many Times in many states, they are fairly boring to me but the friends like them and some customers like to take you there.

# What is the last thing you said aloud?
"shut the fuck up dog."

# What is the best ice cream flavour?
hmm typically anything with real peanut butter in it.

# What was the last thing you had to drink?
ice tea

# What are you wearing right now?
red t-shirt, black track pants, boxers

# What was the last thing you ate?
i made bacon and avocado tacos for breakfast

# Have you bought any new clothes this week?
yes I bought two jumpers for my friends' new twin boys

# Where were you last?
the living room?

# What's the last sporting event you watched? Who won?
Packers versus the giants, the Giants won

# Who is the last person you sent a comment/message while blogging?

# Ever go camping?
Yup it's fun though the older i get the more amenities i want to take. In the end I just want to stay in a hotel room.

# Where do you live?
Norman, OK I think it was voted 40th nicest place to live in the US

# What song are you listening to?

# Do you have a tan?
somewhat, i was thinking of going and tanning before heading to the movies this evening

# Do you drink your soda from a straw?
I don't drink soda but i do prefer to drink from a straw.

# What did your last text message say?
you want ot hang out this weekend?

# Who's your best friends?
Brad, Sam, Phil, Nick, Nicole

# What are you doing tomorrow?
Working work no less

# Where is your mom right now?
home? maybe church? don't know she lives 1600 miles away

# Look to your right, what do you see?
a closet door.

# What colour is your watch?
it's metal but I have both brown and black leather bands for it. Swatches were cool!

# What do you think of when you think of Australia?
The blue sky against red earth, dusty brown undergrowth and walking aborigines.
than i think of Sydney, perth, crocodiles, and the surf.

# Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
many many times.

# What is your birthstone?
I think it's pearl !gay! I prefer emeralds.

# Do you go in at a fast-food place or just hit the drive through?
I always go in, it's safer that way

# What is your favorite number?

# Do you have a dog?
yes, he's cute but has way to much energy

# Last person you talked to on the phone?
Sam, making plans to go see Juno

# Have you met anyone famous?
If I did they didn't make a big impression. I have met a few billionaires

# Any plans today?
Going to see Juno, than eat sushi with Sam, maybe stop and do some shopping as well.

# How many states have you lived in?
6 for any length of time.

# Ever go to college?
Yes, didn't get to finish yet though

# Where are you right now?
in the computer room, it's off the hallway from the entrance in the southern wing of the house. Hah!

# Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
being single despite several changes in my life and being more outgoing and really TRYING!

# Are you in love with someone right now?
just my friends and family.

# Are you allergic to anything?
poison ivy and some form of soap that I'm still trying to track down.

# Favourite pair of shoes?
not really i need some more but have been unlucky to like shoes that are never stocked in my size.

# Do any of your friends have children?
yes several, in fact two of them are my god children.

# Do you eat healthy?
mostly except lunches.

# What do you usually do during the day?
work at my desk.

# Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
usually...i guess i don't keep track.

# How did you get one of your scars (if you have any)?
i have several the one next to my eye I got when i was five riding in the back of my dad's truck. He stopped at a stop sign and I slide into a metal rail, 5 stitches next to my eye.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Fuck Guitar Hero

Okay why is it that I am the one left out because i can't stand this game? I find it boring to mash buttons to make the song play. I find it tedious and draining to watch others play, I have no desire to even practice this game.
Mash faster!
Mash Mash!
your digital masters command you!

Seriously what the fuck??

I think my testosterone levels are way up, when my workout buddy told me he has to switch gyms to honor an old commitment and because he can't afford 49$ a month I had the over whelming urge to throw him against a wall. Plus he plays Guitar hero. I'm concerned that my workouts will suffer if I don't have a gym buddy but I've grown perfectly happy with my gym. It has everything I want and plus i have the perfect crush there.
I should consider this rationally.
I should take his concerns into account and try the new place out.
I should calm myself and rate my options and choices.

I shouldn't consider people as tools.
I shouldn't allow anger to lose me friends.
I shouldn't fall back into old cycles.

I've done so well for so long. I know I'm going to fuck this up.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

blatent pandering to my hopefully target audience

Now I'm not totally set in my ways as to my type persay, however if you look like this I will totally do your fucking laundry after we do the deed.

Guilt after sex? what's that?

First of all I can't believe that their were no blitzball commentators, I'm VERY disappointed.

Secondly, and to the point of the title, do any of my readers,I SEE YOU OUT THERE, GOOGLE ANALYTICS SEES ALL BITCHES, ever feel guilty after sex? I've read many stories about people that do, and I've met a few that do but I've never understood it. To me sex is as natural as breathing and I've never had hangups about doing it with guys. I have had hangups later when i was in the closet about getting caught, but never about the act. Is it a catholic thing? I've always wanted to explore the exact feelings and see if it was a misinterpretation of the hormonal release that happens afterwards, or maybe pointed out gays that had been abused in the past. Is anyone willing to go on the record here?

sadly no this post was not inspired by current events, which have been sadly single.

Editors Note
I just wanted you to realize that this question does deal with context concerning me for those keeping score. In that it reveals a character trait about myself and the ridiculous questions you would have to endure if you were around me.

Saturday, January 12, 2008


Okay I admit I've been a bit excited about the trailers of Cloverfield the new up coming monster movie and Jimbo here has the scoop!

It's Sin from Final Fantasy 10! Complete with parasites and kungfu tail action!

Damn I want to play Blitzball now. Okay Confession time, how many hours did you spend playing FF-X?

Okay the pictures gave you the general idea here are some viewer pics if you want the spoilers! From WWTDD

After Watching the Movie Update

I really liked this movie, the camera work was too much sometimes but the characters really did it for me. It's a mix of Blair Witch and Godzilla, but well done with good effects. It mad me laugh, it made me feel sad, it freaked me out once, what more can you ask?

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

"murder (S)he wrote"

Okay this is just a bit of farce about Ryan from his blog. Now Ryan I think your adorable, and Mikey's awesome and you two are great bloggers and thanks for the comment! But after reading your blog for almost two years there's something you should realize. You are just like Angela Lansbury from "murder she wrote", weird things happen around you! Sorry no disrespect to the dead meant!
"Seems like the president of the school I went to has pass away. Details I guess is he might have jump from a roof of the hotel where he was staying. I am not sure I just seen it in the paper"

Monday, January 7, 2008

150 possible points of Context

Stole this from Alan! Check out his blog!

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm
favorite activity!
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
and there were all these colors and cool effects and...
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
So much easier to buy them!
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
how do the crap that much!
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
Yeah it's fun and I recommend it
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
ugh only once that stuff is poison!
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
! and been rejected!
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
it's quite nice when it happens
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
sadly no but I'm getting there!
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
yeah that's no fun...cept that one time heh
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
a house number. and a fallout shelter sign from an old building
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
well most of it, i had just stayed up to watch the sunrise!
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
does snorkelingcount?
62. Kissed in the rain
I think that was the nicest date ever
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
I go for work!
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
yeah your pretty much screwed if you don't
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
rifle and pistol, I prefer the rifle
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
i went with my grandmother, than i taught myself how to make cream of mushroom soup.
118. Ridden a horse
my only memory of my natural grandfather was him teaching us how to ride a horse.
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
two savanna monitors actually
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
it wasn't exactly a street fair but it was a booth
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

okay maybe I do mean to offend

But you got to admit they work hard at not thinking