Monday, October 29, 2007

Halloween thoughts and meme-ories

Something stolen from Stuart! Whom i owe a great debt. Now for a quick meme that will still give me enough time to paly some "FolkLore" on me PS3

1. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?
It was a movie about Tarantulas written and made in the 70's back when everything was dark and people were sure that radiation and mutant animals were going ot kill us all. It was the last time I ever went to my parents room for a nightmare, gosh I must have been 4 or 5. Also "the Birds" was pretty freaky.

2. What was your favourite Halloween Costume from childhood?
a Vampire cape my Mom made me

3. If you had an unlimited budget, what would your fantasy costume be for this Halloween?
hmmm i have no idea but it would involve a full facial tattoo

4. When was the last time you went Trick or Treating?
8...9 years ago? I was taking my cousins out when they were still small

5. What's your favorite Halloween Candy?
Mars bars with the almonds!

6. Tell us about a scary nightmare you had.
I was forced to watch something horrible, while completely powerless to move or stop it... That's really all i want to say.

7. What is your supernatural fear?
The dissolving of time and space into a shadowy nightmare that was sliding into decay and entropy.

8. What is your creepy-crawly fear?
Scorpions. and Wasps

9. What's your favorite scary Urban Legend?
uhh.. none cause they are just legends, not real like pictures of the dead stacked up like cord wood from one or another of the pointless wars that we humans do every few years.

10. Would you ever stay in a real Haunted House overnight?
Yup I'd be looking for tips on how to scare people, though I'd probably be afraid of a rat crawling across my face

11. Are you a traditionalist (just a face) Jack-o-Lantern carver, or do you get really creative with your pumpkins?
I get a bit creative, I'm trying to make a Jack-o-lantern Godzilla this year

12. How much do you decorate your home for Halloween?
Almost none except for candles and jack-o-lanterns

13. What do you want on your Tombstone?
"I told them I wanted to be cremated"

14. What is your favourite work of horror fiction?
Almost anything by Clive Barker, That git is scary! The one that fucked with my head the most was "Imajica"

15. Who is your favourite monster?
Dragons, and Lichs

16. What horror movie gives you the most chills?
uh did you think I lied the first time?

17. Freddy versus Jason?
Jason Freddy talks to much, but i do love a good head fuck

18. Ghosts or goblins?
Goblins, ghost can only make you sad

19. What is your scariest encounter with the paranormal?
When I was sick once in the Dorms, I had a weird out of body experience and swear I felt something pulling at my soul. Or maybe I was sick.

20. Do you believe in ghosts?
Only in that they are the residual shock waves of extreme emotion, nothing more. My dad has seen a couple, not so much me.

Night All and Have a Great Halloween!
And leave a comment! I see you lurkers!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

things not known

1. Taken a picture completely naked?
unfortunately yes

2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
Uh not on either service

3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
oddly no

4. Told a lie?
uh was in the closet for several years so yeah I'm going to say yes, plus I'm damn good at it!

5. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Sigh to many times!!

6. Been arrested?
No hablo ingles!

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
Damn straight! or gay..I guess

8. Seen someone die?
Yah my uncle, on his death bed.

9. Slept in until 5pm?
No 4PM at the latest

10. Had sex at work?
hmmm I'm going to say no since masturbation doesn't count

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
has anyone not?

12. Held a snake?
many times! beautiful creatures. Specially the trouser snake

13. Ran a red light?
yeh mostly accidentally

14. Been suspended from school?
nope never

15. Totaled your car in an accident?
no it was only a fender bender
16. Pole danced?
thankfully no.

17. Smoked?
yah to varying degrees since i was 16

18. Been fired from a job?

19. Sang karaoke?
thank Bacchus no

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yeah, but i didn't call him afterwards

21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
no never happened to me...yet?

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yeah than i remembered you weren't suppose to eat the first snow

23. Kissed in the rain?
Yeah it was romantic, than he said his nipples hurt

24. Sang in the shower?
no just quote movies

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
no i never talk to them!

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
yeah but rarely these days

27. Sat on a roof top?
many times..."sometimes you can see forever"

28. Played chicken?
in certain ways yes

29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

30. Broken a bone?
oddly never

31. Mooned/flashed someone?
oddly never

32. Shaved your head?
hah! nope!

33. Slept naked?
yeah it's fine till you have to get out of the bed and the room is cold

34. Played a prank on someone?
rarely but yes

35. Had a gym membership?

36. Felt like killing someone?
is this abnormal?

37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
maybe i try not to be there for that part

38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
sadly yes, i suspect everyone that loves has

39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
uh no i have rubbed it out that many times, it was the first time i got REAL porn

40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
you can keep them as pets? they are just worms in beans

41. Been in a band?
No the thought makes me laugh

42. Subscribed to Maxim?
nope never subscribed to a magazine

43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
yeah several, several times

44. Shot a gun?
yeah it's fun!

45. Had sex today?
not with another

46. Played strip poker?
no but i have turned other games into "strip games"

47. Tripped on mushrooms?

48. Donated blood?
a whole gallon before i felt guilty for lying to the nice nurses

49. Videotaped yourself having sex?
hmm "I" didn't videotape it, besides it was a digital recording

50. Eaten alligator meat?
Sure thing, rattlesnake too

51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Yes it was fun even when i landed on my ass

52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No...sadly only two

53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
i try not to consider them platonic than...

Now playing: Autodrive - Party Hard
via FoxyTunes

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Stolen Meme from the Far East

1. Where is the last place you held hands?
Hmm that would be on a walk around a lake I think with a date. Before that a bf and I used to hold hands as we drove or when we walked around my old University. I always feel bad for not doing it like I'm letting down the gays. But at the same time i don't want to get harassed while I'm having a nice time out.

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
hmm Well that's an unanswerable question, but I guess they are asking would you do anything to survive? or maybe do my skill sets allow me to work well in the military? The short answer would be yes, however the long answer is I would be more than willing to sacrifice myself for the good of my fellow troops if needed.

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no I had a dorm mate do that and I was always the one that had to stay up and finish watching the show. Plus they have sleep timers now.

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Yup of course I live alone and I'm male.

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No not my skill

6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
I've been known to hold a grudge,I think it lasted almost a decade. By than we, or at least I, really didn't care anymore.

7. Are you a fast typer?
hmm as long as I can see the keyboard I'm faster than most

8. Are you afraid of the dark?
NO I had a few brief fits as a child but I grew to love it.

9. Do you like someone right now?
I have a guy I am trying to like. But he's not making it easy.

10. What ended your last relationship?
immaturity, lack of direction (on his part) and... really annoying habits.

12. Do you knock on wood?
no it might alert my enemies.

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
I finished off my tea and need more now

14. Do you think you’re smart?
Smart enough to get into serious trouble yes!

15. Have you ever eaten a bug?
not as food, though I'm told they fry well

16. Do you miss someone right now?
No, There can be only one!

17. What do you want for Christmas?
Hmm First edition HP Lovecraft books, more knives from and shelves for my house

18. Do you know the muffin man?
Yes we had a thing for awhile but it didn't work out.

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
yes, and walk, and possibly drive as well.

20. Do you remember your 1st crush?
yeah he was nice. Than I found out that there were gays AND not gays

21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Yeah they are nice

22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
Hawaii, in February

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
hmm I'm getting there monetarily speaking, now working on people skills and a life/bed mate

24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
a mere 58

25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
like as a meal? or while running from a battle that went badly? Or maybe to chase down bank robbers in the wild west? umm no

26. Plans for tomorrow?
Tomorrow looks dull. Possibly a trip to the dog park and maybe blockbuster?

27. What did you do this past weekend?
Friday i drank with my dog, Saturday was busy first I had lunch with Brian, than we went music shopping. Right after that i went to a group that played board games. Than I drove back across the metro to work out with my friend John. than i was wiped and stayed home. Sunday I went to the dog park, went shopping made a huge meal than carted it over to my friends house had dinner with them. Came home and hung out with Ian while having a good time watching toons and blotting the brain.

28. Miss being at school right now?
i want o finish my degree without attending classes.

29. When’s the last time you told someone you loved them?
except for the folks? been awhile.

30. Do you want to be single?
Hmm not really though i'd rather be single than unhappily paired

32. Who’s your hero?
Never really had one

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?

34. What are you looking forward to?
Cold/Heat death of the universe is suppose to be worth waiting for.

35. If you could be stranded with one person for 24 hours, who would it be?
Hmm are they conscious? if they are conscious probably whoever is leading the field in M-theory

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
no just some Meow Mix as a kid.

38. Can you handle the truth?
Typically I have been known to compartmentalize in an effort to over throw the current reigning personality.

39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
Yup! have them every year on St Patties Day! that and green beer, after all if your going to vomit and crap why not make it green.

40. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places?
Wallet, keys and phone.

Friday, October 19, 2007

I'm still doing this thing

This meme is stolen from Stuart one of my favorite bloggers online and a seemingly nice human. While I have been accused of only liking unattainable folk from across the distant seas, let me assure you that the ones I have tried to date or befriend here here have all been royal disappointments.

1. Do you still talk to the person you last had a thing with?
Nope they moved to Charlotte, NC last saw them on Yahoo around new years.

2. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
um...I think once. nah I must have been imagining it

3. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
none that I remember

4. What is the last thing you ate?
instant oatmeal washed down with iced tea

5. Did you get any compliments today?
only on a video I forwarded

6. Have you ever gone to court?
no it was all done in the judges chambers.

7. What does the seventh text message in your inbox say?
7th most recent, or 7th oldest?
7th most recent: "I can bring it over tomorrow morning (noon) if you want
7th oldest: "We're thinking subway and Ideas?"

Thus showing you a glimpse into my exciting life!

8. Are you friends with your neighbors?
I would say yes

9. Do you have any regrets?
yes though i tried for a decade to avoid them i ended it realizing that i did

10. Do you remember your first kiss?
not specifically though i remember my favorite kiss

11. What towns have you lived in?
Socorro, NM; Carlsbad, NM, Ft Leonardwood, MO; Salem, WV; Moore, OK, Norman, OK; Edmond OK; and Denbo, PA

12. What's the last piercing you got?
umm that would have been an ear over 10 years ago

13. When was the last time you drove more than 15 minutes?
every FriGgin DAy!!!!!

14. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
yes though not in a long, long time

15. Do you get jealous easily?
I'd like to say no? Judges, what do you say?

16. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

17. Toilet papered someone's house?
uh no, my front tree was when i was on vacation but afore mentioned friend cleaned it all up for me.

18. Have you ever had a crush on your brother or sister's friends?
Uh no thank god

19. Have you ever gone to a beach?
Yup, the pacific, and the Gulf of Mexico, but never when i was on the East coast.

20. Do you remember your teacher's names from primary school?

21. How good is your eyesight?
I'm blind without corrective seriously legally blind. I hate that

22. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
sure i guess

23. What would you say if I told you I was in love with your brother?
I don't know, your just a meme and he's a real Human boy!

24. Have you ever been out of your country?
yes but only on one side I never made it to canada...they say it is very clean...

25. Have you seen your best friend naked?
no i think it would freak him out.

26. What's the best wedding you've been to?
the one that was only a reception party.

27. Would your parents be mad if you got arrested for fighting?
uh yes very though i doubt they would find out as they live 1600 miles away

28. Where are your siblings right now?
Ohio, West Virgina, and Pennsylvania all states i don't like.

30. Do you have a Honda, Toyota or Nissan?
I had a Honda till last week now i have a Scion which is a Toyota child... you know a Scion...

31. What's the last dream you can remember?
oddly enough I was trying to get food and drink in Glasgow at 4 in the morning...I've never been to Glasgow so I had trouble knowing where to go than I remembered! Fawkes was there! I think I found him in drag...

32. Who was the last person to call you? bff

33. What time did you wake up this morning?
hmm 6:11, 6:20, 6:29, and finally at 6:38!

34. What are you doing this weekend?
there is a board game club i am trying to start playing with out of sheer boredom (plus it's fun) a local football game to watch, visit the dog park, shopping, lawn work, PS3, drinking alone, and possibly sushi with Sam.

35. What does the 5th text message on your phone say?
"watching wheel of fortune"

cause my friends are exciting too!

36. Do you drunk dial/txt?
nope though i was drunk dialed just last Sunday

37. What's in your back pocket?
wallet,and receipts!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

First post

Well it's sad to say it's been two years since I blogged last yet I've read blogs almost everyday since. The first one was too stupid and personal and was mostly me ranting about life and my self created problems. Things are better now and life is mostly about looking for someone special, working out, and traveling. One of the things i love reading is memes and every time i read one i felt like i should have replied or something so I figured it was a good enough reason to post some crap about myself and give back a bit to the bloggers i read all the time. I grabbed this from the delightfully named, SodomyCreek

1. Does someone love you?
not romantically
2. Do you know anyone named Dave?
a cousin named David but that's as close as I'm getting
3. Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a J?
yes and it he was a good kisser
4. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
sometimes but few people know any of my family here so not in a long time
5. What color are the walls of your parent’s bedroom?
I've only been in their new place once nd I don't remember
6. Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?
cheap ones yes
7. Are you named after a grandparent?
Middle name, yes
8. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?
fail? is that failing?
9. Are you taller than 5′6″?
Yup 5' 11"
10. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
umm nope
11. Ever see a dead body?
yes, had to be with a few folk when they died
12. Do you like the color green?
yes it's nice on the eyes
13. What is your best friend’s Dad’s name?
Honestly I don't know he only met him a year ago
14. How old are you?
15. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
16. Ever drove into the ghetto to buy drugs?
17. Last restaurant you went to?
The grand house with said best friend
18. What is the weather like today?
Sunny and Warm, but cooling off.
19. Last voice mail you received?
a flake date who drunk called me, than called back when he realized he had the wrong number.
20. What did you do yesterday
Worked, picked up my new car, met with my friend to give him some food he stored in my freezer than played "Twilight Imperium" with the local D&D nutters. The dog was not amused.
21. What’s the first thing you would do with five million dollars?
Pay Off the House and Car
22. What nationalities are you?
Mostly Scotch-Irish and English and mexican
23. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
6.5-7 the dog woke me up a lot this morning
24. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?
nope only go to outdoor concerts and the season is over
25. Who’s the last person that you felt was stalking you?
a guy named Alex off of yahoo
26. Have you ever been on your school’s track team?
27. What jewelry are you wearing?
none even forgot my watch today
28. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you?
yeah most likely
29. How much money do you have?
a fair amount
30. Do you swear at your parents?
31. Is your phone right beside you?
yeah, work phone too
32. Have you cried today?
uh no
33. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
I don't know i have a lot of clients
34. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
35. What is the color of your bedsheets?
one is white the other is umm i don't know what color it is.
36. Have you ever crawled through a window?
37. Are you photogenic?
38. What’s your star sign?
Gemini, I'm insane
39. Where do you spend most of your money?
House, food, bills, friends
40. What was the last thing you did?
answer a question for my co-worker and friend
41. Do you have a tattoo?
two and trying to make it bigger
42. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Saturday morning is internet time, Cartoons come on at night now!
43. Is there a secret you’ve never told any of your friends?
Yeah and if they don't rate neither do you.
44. Have you ever told someone you loved them but didn’t mean it?
No, not even when they asked me too
45. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
sure is that odd?
46. What are you doing in 2008?
a trip to europe, iowa, and hopefully hawaii. and work...
47. What is your ring tone?
it sounds like a door alarm
48. What were you doing at 2am last night?
49. Are your parents married/divorced/separated?
50. What are were you doing tonight
hanging out with a friend it's normally a workout night but the buddy is working
51. What are you doing tomorrow?
Working, walking the dog, watching TV, surfing the Web, working out!
52. Who did you last message on Myspace?
not applicable without an account
53. What’s your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
I've done it for years because gays are too shallow for commitment
54. Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call but never do?
55. What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
no clue but i remember wearing a cape when i was around 5 or 6
56. Favorite Disney movie?
57. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?
Starry Nights