The roost of the meme

Stolen from Stuart!

The house I grew up in...
Moved around too much to have a "house" still i consider New Mexico the land of my childhood

When I was a child I wanted to be...
Alexander the Great! Well at least I turned out gay...

The moment that changed me for ever...
Being on my own and penniless. well i had several pennies.

My greatest inspiration...
Mum-Ra the villain from Thundercats

My real-life villain...
Fred Phelps

If I could change one thing about myself...
Jaw line. oh and horns

At night I dream of...
don't ask.

What I see when I look in the mirror...
someone who should shave more

My style icon...
what is this suppose to be?

My favorite item of clothing...
jeans

I wish I'd never worn...
boxcut briefs.

It's not fashionable but I like...
Jedi cloaks.
Umm Flannel shirts i guess

You wouldn't know it but I'm very good at...
social politics

You may not know it but I'm no good at...
personal relationships

All my money goes on...
black lotus flowers and opium dens

If I have time to myself...
I'm going to agree with Stuart on this one
I like to masturbate furiously like a horny monkey in the zoo!

I drive/ride...
a car which I just bought in November 07

My house/flat is...
in Oklahoma

My most valuable possession is...
the house followed by the car, but honestly it's my friends

My favorite building...
That's a hard one because I like lots of different styles. Personally I like stone buildings with a moat and draw bridge

Movie heaven...
I love pornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
sweet sweet porn
oh and movies with werewolves, sci-fi, vampires, and anime
also oddly enough gay drama/comedy flicks

A book that changed me...
Dark of the Gods, by P.C.Hodgell, one of the most underrated of all modern fantasy authors

My favorite work of art...
most of Salvador Dali's stuff, i don't do favorites well but I really like his Celestial Elephants series and have prints of many of them

The last album I bought/downloaded...
Muse -Absolution, current favorite band

The person who really makes me laugh...
my friend Sam

The shop I can't walk past...
porn stores...

The best invention ever...
q-tips

In ten years time, I hope to be...
doing something more technical like bio work, but I'd like to be paired up and happily married to a guy.

My greatest regret...
hurting people to keep my secrets

My life in seven words... I'm doing this chronologically
chaotic
painful
suppressed
bitter
happy
searching
willing