Wednesday, October 24, 2007

things not known

1. Taken a picture completely naked?
unfortunately yes

2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
Uh not on either service

3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
oddly no

4. Told a lie?
uh was in the closet for several years so yeah I'm going to say yes, plus I'm damn good at it!

5. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Sigh to many times!!

6. Been arrested?
No hablo ingles!

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
Damn straight! or gay..I guess

8. Seen someone die?
Yah my uncle, on his death bed.

9. Slept in until 5pm?
No 4PM at the latest

10. Had sex at work?
hmmm I'm going to say no since masturbation doesn't count

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
has anyone not?

12. Held a snake?
many times! beautiful creatures. Specially the trouser snake

13. Ran a red light?
yeh mostly accidentally

14. Been suspended from school?
nope never

15. Totaled your car in an accident?
no it was only a fender bender
16. Pole danced?
thankfully no.

17. Smoked?
yah to varying degrees since i was 16

18. Been fired from a job?

19. Sang karaoke?
thank Bacchus no

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yeah, but i didn't call him afterwards

21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
no never happened to me...yet?

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yeah than i remembered you weren't suppose to eat the first snow

23. Kissed in the rain?
Yeah it was romantic, than he said his nipples hurt

24. Sang in the shower?
no just quote movies

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
no i never talk to them!

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
yeah but rarely these days

27. Sat on a roof top?
many times..."sometimes you can see forever"

28. Played chicken?
in certain ways yes

29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

30. Broken a bone?
oddly never

31. Mooned/flashed someone?
oddly never

32. Shaved your head?
hah! nope!

33. Slept naked?
yeah it's fine till you have to get out of the bed and the room is cold

34. Played a prank on someone?
rarely but yes

35. Had a gym membership?

36. Felt like killing someone?
is this abnormal?

37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
maybe i try not to be there for that part

38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
sadly yes, i suspect everyone that loves has

39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
uh no i have rubbed it out that many times, it was the first time i got REAL porn

40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
you can keep them as pets? they are just worms in beans

41. Been in a band?
No the thought makes me laugh

42. Subscribed to Maxim?
nope never subscribed to a magazine

43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
yeah several, several times

44. Shot a gun?
yeah it's fun!

45. Had sex today?
not with another

46. Played strip poker?
no but i have turned other games into "strip games"

47. Tripped on mushrooms?

48. Donated blood?
a whole gallon before i felt guilty for lying to the nice nurses

49. Videotaped yourself having sex?
hmm "I" didn't videotape it, besides it was a digital recording

50. Eaten alligator meat?
Sure thing, rattlesnake too

51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Yes it was fun even when i landed on my ass

52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No...sadly only two

53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
i try not to consider them platonic than...

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